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02

Oct

Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

30

Sep

Forgot Your Username/Password?

Each site gets a different username/password that is never written down because what if it’s stolen? Which means it’s never remembered when it’s time to log on, and the whole rigamarole of setting a new password which also won’t be remembered begins. It’s a vicious cycle of 8-10 letters containing one capital letter, two numbers and a random symbol that in some cases can’t match the last 100 passwords used.

Ugh.

29

Sep

Pretty much an accurate portrayal of the past week:

I’ll tumble 4 ya, or not. I haven’t been on this for ages!

03

Feb

Washington Post

“Honestly, we have been turned into a political association without any political skills,” said Laura Farmer Sherman, executive director of the San Diego Komen affiliate. “There was not a crisis-management plan. I think they were completely caught off guard.”

Really? The Komen Foundation was caught off guard by the negative response to their plan to defund Planned Parenthood? Then their executives and PR people are as clueless as they are pawns to the right-wing.

19

Jan

I’m beyond insulted.
Nothing—Nothing—about my prior MSG concert purchases indicates that I would ever be a fan of Nickelback.
Email marketing FAIL.

I’m beyond insulted.

Nothing—Nothing—about my prior MSG concert purchases indicates that I would ever be a fan of Nickelback.

Email marketing FAIL.

18

Jan

Wiki goes dark to protest SOPA and PIPA.
I’ve actually never considered how much I rely on Wiki for basic information. Back in the old days when info wasn’t immediately available at our fingertips, I remember having to visit the library to pour over the World Book Encyclopedia. Times were tough.

Wiki goes dark to protest SOPA and PIPA.

I’ve actually never considered how much I rely on Wiki for basic information. Back in the old days when info wasn’t immediately available at our fingertips, I remember having to visit the library to pour over the World Book Encyclopedia. Times were tough.

17

Jan

Facebook knows me well. I love Scotland!

Facebook knows me well. I love Scotland!

16

Jan

I’ve now had drinks at two of the same locations as the Mob Wives. The Water Taxi Beach at South Street Seaport and Rare Bar & Grill.
So what have I learned from this? Mob Wives…they’re just like us!

I’ve now had drinks at two of the same locations as the Mob Wives. The Water Taxi Beach at South Street Seaport and Rare Bar & Grill.

So what have I learned from this? Mob Wives…they’re just like us!

14

Jan